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ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Alex

FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm, #218065
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm, #213874
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm, #182198
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm, #182197
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm, #182196
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am, #175008
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #145148
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm, #145112
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am, #145099
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




SINGLE LIFE IS A CURSE - I have disposable income, unlimited free time, ability to hang with anyone I want, zero stress & drama...yea single life is horrible




NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”


TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am, #178542
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am, #178540
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by jalford

dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am, #187567
i no rite?


2015 -




PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.




TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am, #215993
Agreed .. 5L


BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them


TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm, #226611
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm, #225999
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.


KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs




MOMMMMMM -




CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties


TAGS: creepy little girls advertising
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by RnR

matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:34 pm, #55139
she's the reason i keep a crucifix in my pocket at all times
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:50 am, #26876
Oh my f***ing god, BURN IT!!
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 2:02 pm, #8982
She wants to eat the fingers making the sandwich
Bulgy McPackage - July 11, 2008, 12:14 pm, #8971
Looks like she wants to possess that jelly sandwich.


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Nand

Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm, #189680
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.


TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by ponderous

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm, #252908
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am, #233007
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am, #233006
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm, #232990
Always
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm, #232986
You too?


INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....


TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by SRD



STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am, #243639
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am, #195707
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am, #195694
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am, #195683
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


ONE DAY -




A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am, #227888
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am, #227877
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


TIMING IS EVERYTHING -




YO MAMA - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.




SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm, #239466
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm, #222860
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm, #222850
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm, #222849
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


WHY -


TAGS: chicken crossing the road
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:27 pm, #220482
Obviously the chic on the other side was better looking...duh!


ALUCARD IN A ELEVATOR - He couldn't take the elevator music, and so he killed everyone.


TAGS: hellsing hellsing
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by big_frank

agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:58 pm, #142620
So, I'm gone for a day, and "awful" starts up again?


BLESSINGS -




my wife went shopping yesterday -


TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm, #255891
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.


THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...


TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am, #223361
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am, #223359
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am, #122032
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm, #121962
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!


TAGS: tsingtao beer pong
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by MO

Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:43 am, #113248
Iced tea? Game over. LOL!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:41 am, #113247
d***, Australia to? Google it. They make iced tea, and other juice type drinks. Under their caps they print trivia questions. Hence the game in the forum. Their website has all the facts ect.....It's good stuff BTW...
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am, #113246
I have no idea what a Snapple is, but it sounds refreshing...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am, #113245
Don't do it AK!!! Grab a Snapple instead!! Or do you not have it under there??
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:26 am, #113243
You know what? Those bags are making me REALLY thirsty...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:19 am, #113242
Beer hammers work just as well when you turn them around and lay down "the claw!!"
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:17 am, #113241
So I, ummm....Double bagged it eh?
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 8:54 am, #113239
Dammit, my beer hammer cannot smash bags. d*** you, MO! d*** YOU!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 8:49 am, #113238
pic has been used before MO.....not your fault, You got my 5.
MO - August 30, 2009, 8:47 am, #113237
Not one comment, just a resounding 2. nothing. Definitely thought this would do a whole hell of a lot better.


PASSING ON -


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm, #243309
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm, #220969
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm, #220967
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm, #220964
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm, #220963
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L


IT'S SURPRISING - That we call it 'common' sense if there is such a lack of it




FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am, #234062
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am, #234055
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


MOVE IT BUDDY! -


TAGS: street crossing rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:44 pm, #254295
I laughed so hard...cuz I'd love to see rerun actually try to get his legs that far apart. Priceless but worthy of a 5L.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 4:34 pm, #248338
look what popped up on my screen...man I miss feas
tellitlikeitis - March 11, 2012, 9:40 am, #231051
Thanks for the funny.
Greeny - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm, #231025
5ing it!
rerun - March 10, 2012, 5:40 pm, #231023

I am speachless.
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:11 pm, #231018
lol
GaryO - March 10, 2012, 4:56 pm, #231013
THI5 i5 5o fea5, Hilariou5
Feasibly - March 10, 2012, 2:41 pm, #231004
Gotta admit, I snickered a little while making it. ;)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 1:24 pm, #231000

hilarious!!


365 FOOLS -




ADMIT IT, GUYS - We've all kissed a pig at some point in our youth.


TAGS: kissing
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

MO - April 23, 2010, 1:58 pm, #173171
I still get a kick outta this poster. It's been used quite a bit, but this was one of the better ones IMO. 5 flu sh**s.
MO - April 23, 2010, 1:53 pm, #173170
Mooooo thanks for the a**ist there bro, but I put it out there for the guys who know, and wasn't gonna get pissy with the ones who don't. But it's nice to know you care, I'm touched. No worries KFD. SMOOCHES!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:35 pm, #173165
Ditto!!! I will take mine with a pint of beer as well.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:33 pm, #173164
mmmm, with bacon....like grims poster
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:29 pm, #173163
No harm no foul..... waffles!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:28 pm, #173160
That's not what I meant at all.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:27 pm, #173159
OK, I have just been informed. Sorry MO.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:08 pm, #173156
So I can't make a joke? MO didn't seem bothered.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:30 pm, #173150
@KFD.....you haven't been here long....while you have....you've been half Timmy......Don't make another comment like that at Mo.....the rest of us get the reference....@Mo....quit setting yourself up....there are noobs about.
MO - April 23, 2010, 12:25 pm, #173149
No comment KFD, nooooo comment.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 12:03 pm, #173145
Upper or lower cheek?
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:45 am, #173140
I've been known to smooch a pig....quite often as a matter of fact. (on the cheek you sickos)


ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm, #223766
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


BE YOURSELF - DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING


TAGS: sing dance you free love
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

cloud753 - March 6, 2012, 7:54 pm, #230769
i always f**cking am


WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long


TAGS: jesus singing mooooo spacedog
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - May 3, 2012, 9:26 pm, #234124
HA! You should put this one on religifake Airman. 5L
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:36 pm, #224053
lol...Moooooooo will be so proud


DENIAL - Rising sea levels? Yeah right! Whatever! I don't believe you...




ALL ALONE -




CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.


TAGS: divorce single
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by aggressiveneutrality

aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 6:11 pm, #239626
Very true Mariand
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:52 pm, #239624
true...but not only for the tags you mention it.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 12:22 pm, #239609
thank you!
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:30 am, #239606
Well Said !


EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!!


TAGS: knight guy as a crossing guard
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 7:06 am, #207436
"Once more into the street, dear friends, once more; Or fill the holes up with our school dread." ~ something like William Shakespeare
RubyRadio - March 10, 2010, 9:50 am, #163626
Is this Guy part of the SCA???
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:17 pm, #163512
"5, It's just a flesh wound's"


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Hellsing

SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm, #75439
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm, #72843
A dangerous combination.


FLIRTING -




DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm, #210796
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm, #210793

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm, #210791
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm, #210790

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm, #210788
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm, #210787

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - He has a P.H.D. in Horribleness


TAGS: dr horrible nph sing along blog
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

RTRAYLOR0005 - February 5, 2010, 12:25 pm, #156284
He's doing a second one.
AirStryke - February 4, 2010, 8:16 pm, #156202
Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog, look it up on Youtube


SAVE ME -


TAGS: losing dream
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - December 27, 2011, 8:24 am, #226995
Sorry I Can't Help Myself.


SICK'S NEW BIKE ROUTE - may be 10 miles out of the way but he's committed to it


TAGS: exercising
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:15 am, #175986
I love jogging. 5L
Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 11:39 am, #175627
This poster is driving me nuts. I could have sworn that someone did something similar for Cubby a while back. 5L's anyway for driving me closer to the brink and for the future, where women are often topless.
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:07 am, #175540
Change can be a good thing believe it or not. 5er.


SINGLE LIFE -


TAGS: single life calendar fake friend
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - May 4, 2012, 10:18 am, #234148
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:13 pm, #234066
Nice.
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 9:24 am, #234058
thanks gas
gas - May 2, 2012, 6:00 am, #234054
wow dy, those are beautiful posters


THE INTERNET -




Plenty of Fish -




THOSE DAYS... - When you just want to crawl in a hole and never come out...


TAGS: depressing sad ehh
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by newkevind52

GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:46 am, #231832
Well, aside from the clearcut looking terrain in the background, that frog water looks to be holding some cutthroat trout under that little cut bank….Woof!, not sad, no…except I can’t be there today…OK, I’m sad now
maoworks2 - March 22, 2012, 8:26 am, #231830
You Mean Like Today ?


THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by pitbull

TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm, #229207
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am, #152312
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am, #152311
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am, #152310
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am, #152308
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!




SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!


TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm, #133188
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm, #133186
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm, #133185
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133183
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133181
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm, #133163
LMFAO! 5 S's


SINGING IN THE RAIN -




SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started




ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets


TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by ichigo9054

Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm, #196223
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm, #196222
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm, #196218
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm, #196217
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am, #196142
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am, #196112
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am, #196104
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am, #196103
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am, #196102
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am, #196101
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am, #196100
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am, #196099
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am, #196098
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am, #196097
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #196096
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #196095
0+5/1=5
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am, #196094
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am, #196093
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am, #196091
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am, #196090
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am, #196089
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!




FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm, #234069
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am, #234050
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm, #234046
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm, #234045
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm, #234041
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


WHERE DID SHE GO? -


TAGS: missing
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:39 am, #261746
sick
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 9:55 pm, #217126
Actually, she jumped first and the others bounced up from the impact.
Iconoclast - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm, #217124
Her boyfriend arrived and she went off into the woods with him.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 9:09 pm, #217121
She just didn't quite get the altitude the others got...her hair is still in jump mode. ;)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm, #217114
Hey she swung her arms a little...


MEMORY LANE - has a lot of inhabitants


TAGS: fraggle rock singalong
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

Rick69 - June 27, 2012, 4:40 pm, #236695
... Speechless ... Might as well let the music do the talking then ...
Iconoclast - June 27, 2012, 2:43 pm, #236691
I wonder what the number would be if anyone added up all of the 5L's given to Airman's posters. It would be an astounding number.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 12:22 pm, #236686
just trying to get some in before they're all gone!
GaryO - June 27, 2012, 8:17 am, #236682
Time is such a precious thing, and the Airman spends it so well……5 more (yawn) lions
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:08 am, #236670
It 5eems that I’m always going down memory lane when Airman makes a motifake.
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 10:19 pm, #236666
Loved that show when I was a pup :-)


MY NEIGHBORS... - They DO care about me! Sniff...




KNOW YOUR CLIENTS -


TAGS: death improvising
Rating: 4.94/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 9, 2011, 10:06 pm, #225669
Bahahaha, very cute.


I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTEN -


TAGS: kissing cousins
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218387
HA!
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 5:27 pm, #218375

hehe...lolz.


ALCOHOL -




MORNING YOGA -




THE MISSING PIECE -


TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am, #215468
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm, #203854
Very nice.5L


IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing




CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm, #165690
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm, #170939
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm, #170928
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am, #170889
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am, #170885
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


Dad's advice -


TAGS: passing on survival tips
Rating: 3.67/5

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mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:39 pm, #259741
To all the parents, who are stupid enough to tell their kids, "Just turn your back and walk away," Excellent! 5L!


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: worst part missing
Rating: 3.58/5

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BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:03 pm, #188707
I don't know. A lot of censors make a d*** good effort to let us know EXACTLY what we're missing, while still making us miss it


VAMPIRELLA -


TAGS: not dissing power girl just sayin
Rating: 2.91/5

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MO - August 26, 2009, 1:30 pm, #112208
There is no "before" Power Girl! There is only....POWER GIRL!!!! No and then either!!!


BENEDICT ARNOLD - Because some people will do anything, even switch political parties and betray their constituents just to be in the majority


TAGS: team switching double crossing traitor
Rating: 2.7/5

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Sean - April 29, 2009, 12:16 am, #76331
dammit, what's it going to take for me to irritate you? take it easy man. bye.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:47 pm, #76322
...before and thinking you're going to change everything by taking her on. Dude it will not happen.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:45 pm, #76319
Seany you don't irritate me...and you never have. It is just fun to have an exchange of ideas. I myself feel that he has betrayed those that voted for him. And no matter what side you're on that is sad. It is like marring a chick that's been married 7...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 11:41 pm, #76316
Much like the editorial policy of Cat Fancy Magazine, your country is still democratic, no? And you value people seeking and maintaining employment, no? And I irritate you by saying "no?" no?
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:35 pm, #76312
He doesn't want to be in the majority...He wants to get reelected and can't as a Republican. That to me is pure power hunger!!! He should be took out back and sh** like the a** that he now is.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm, #76281
And you just might find my "consulting fees" exorbitantly reasonable.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 10:41 pm, #76280
Benedict Arrrrrlen??? d***! I should have consulted with Sean, Noted Oracle of Motifake before posting...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:40 pm, #76279
THAT'S the spirit. You're better off without him. Oh wait. You're not.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:35 pm, #76277
He was already voting with the Dems. He might as well drink the Kool-aid and put the donkey on his chest.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:08 pm, #76272
*cough cough* BENEDICT ARLEN *cough*
Sean - April 28, 2009, 6:30 pm, #76238
Hey, what can I say? I gotta be loved ... Oh, you probably meant Abe Vigoda here .... Nevermind.


PIGS - They never tasted so good.


TAGS: kissing pigs kids
Rating: 2.41/5

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showmeone - May 2, 2011, 9:24 pm, #217934
awwahahh...bacon...
Acey - April 28, 2009, 3:07 pm, #76198
And that's how Swine Flu starts


SHEER LUCK - When two completely different formats combine to create the perfect end result.


TAGS: advertising oppurtunity unforeseen
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 8:27 pm, #243866
Why thank you and a pantyliner as a token of my appreciation for the comment.
Krickit - February 27, 2013, 2:06 pm, #243856
Who doesn't love a good menstruation joke. 5tampons


LIVING LIFE -




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am, #231632
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am, #195317
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm, #195193
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


WOMEN - I THINK THIS SUMS THEM UP PRETTY WELL. -




THIS LITTLE PIGGIE - WILL BRB.




SHOWER SONGS - Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me




SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history


TAGS: wtf cat checked your browsing history
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am, #172504
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!


VOTING BOOTH -


TAGS: single file ladies please single file
Rating: 2.92/5

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GodsWorshipMe - September 30, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122905
hey, be fair - ACORN made it possible for Reagan to vote for Obama
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 1:31 pm, #122901
that's the truth me4891
me4891 - September 30, 2009, 1:20 pm, #122897
More legit than ACORN


BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted




year of the horse -


TAGS: horsing araound
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 20, 2014, 2:08 am, #252296
of course*
steve1961 - January 20, 2014, 2:08 am, #252295
Why beat a dead horse...of she's still alive...I was referring to her acting ability...
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 8:19 pm, #252281

let the sarah jessica parker jokes begin :)


NEVER GIVE UP -


TAGS: missing you
Rating: 4.74/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:40 pm, #198468
He missed her bush and came on her t***?
Airman - October 15, 2010, 5:34 pm, #198466
He mis-bushes her?
Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:10 pm, #198444
No no no. That graffiti is years old. When he wrote that, the tree was not so big, more of a bush, really.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:43 am, #198419
definitely gonna need to reload, she's a big girl and can take a bullet or two
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:35 am, #198416
Is he trying to say that shooting her would not be mistreating her??.....Wait, is she Rosie O'Donnell?
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:32 am, #198414
anexoria, what's your point?...he missed her, reload, fire again
anexboard - October 15, 2010, 6:47 am, #198406
You missed the point. It's a visual. I miss Tree- her. for I mistreat her.


A DOGS LIFE - Confusing and frustrating ...




KEEPING IT SIMPLE -


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

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Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm, #165520
I f***ing love it!


love is a battlefield -




THE SINGLE MANS' PHILOSOPHY - How he interprets it: Eat, drink and party til dawn!




I WANNA SING-A -


TAGS: singa moona suna springa
Rating: 4.36/5

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GySgt1811 - March 13, 2011, 7:12 pm, #214173
I wanna sing-a, about a me-a and you-a and a day in June-a... 5 chuckles.


STRIKING A POSE -


TAGS: girls grimace posing
Rating: 4.31/5

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Verdeckt - October 11, 2011, 4:33 pm, #224956
B-E-A-Utiful


PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life


TAGS: parenthood children fail kissing
Rating: 4.26/5

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maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 8:18 am, #226241
Great Stuff !
mariand - November 20, 2011, 1:00 pm, #225988
LOL... and the craziest, and the most funny!?


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: ignoring rain kissing tears
Rating: 4.2/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:46 am, #228142
...because one of them is Ike Turner.


WINNING - For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.




GARY MOORE -




BOY SCOUTS -




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