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ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"

TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*

MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.

VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys

MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!

SINGLE LIFE IS A CURSE - I have disposable income, unlimited free time, ability to hang with anyone I want, zero stress & drama...yea single life is horrible

NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”

TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L

FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!

TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by jalford

dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?

2015 -

PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L

BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them

TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.

KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs


CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties

TAGS: creepy little girls advertising
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by RnR

matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:34 pm
she's the reason i keep a crucifix in my pocket at all times
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:50 am
Oh my f***ing god, BURN IT!!
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 2:02 pm
She wants to eat the fingers making the sandwich
Bulgy McPackage - July 11, 2008, 12:14 pm
Looks like she wants to possess that jelly sandwich.


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5

THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.

TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You too?

INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....

TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

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TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L

my wife went shopping yesterday -

TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.79/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.



TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


YO MAMA - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


TAGS: chicken crossing the road
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:27 pm
Obviously the chic on the other side was better looking...duh!

ALUCARD IN A ELEVATOR - He couldn't take the elevator music, and so he killed everyone.

TAGS: hellsing hellsing
Rating: 2.89/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:58 pm
So, I'm gone for a day, and "awful" starts up again?


THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...

TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it

SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.

TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...

BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!

TAGS: tsingtao beer pong
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by MO

Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:43 am
Iced tea? Game over. LOL!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:41 am
d***, Australia to? Google it. They make iced tea, and other juice type drinks. Under their caps they print trivia questions. Hence the game in the forum. Their website has all the facts ect.....It's good stuff BTW...
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
I have no idea what a Snapple is, but it sounds refreshing...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
Don't do it AK!!! Grab a Snapple instead!! Or do you not have it under there??
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:26 am
You know what? Those bags are making me REALLY thirsty...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:19 am
Beer hammers work just as well when you turn them around and lay down "the claw!!"
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:17 am
So I, ummm....Double bagged it eh?
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 8:54 am
Dammit, my beer hammer cannot smash bags. d*** you, MO! d*** YOU!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 8:49 am
pic has been used before MO.....not your fault, You got my 5.
MO - August 30, 2009, 8:47 am
Not one comment, just a resounding 2. nothing. Definitely thought this would do a whole hell of a lot better.


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L

IT'S SURPRISING - That we call it 'common' sense if there is such a lack of it


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


TAGS: street crossing rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:44 pm
I laughed so hard...cuz I'd love to see rerun actually try to get his legs that far apart. Priceless but worthy of a 5L.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 4:34 pm
look what popped up on my screen...man I miss feas
tellitlikeitis - March 11, 2012, 9:40 am
Thanks for the funny.
Greeny - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
5ing it!
rerun - March 10, 2012, 5:40 pm

I am speachless.
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:11 pm
GaryO - March 10, 2012, 4:56 pm
THI5 i5 5o fea5, Hilariou5
Feasibly - March 10, 2012, 2:41 pm
Gotta admit, I snickered a little while making it. ;)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 1:24 pm


365 FOOLS -

ADMIT IT, GUYS - We've all kissed a pig at some point in our youth.

TAGS: kissing
Rating: 3.78/5

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MO - April 23, 2010, 1:58 pm
I still get a kick outta this poster. It's been used quite a bit, but this was one of the better ones IMO. 5 flu sh**s.
MO - April 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Mooooo thanks for the a**ist there bro, but I put it out there for the guys who know, and wasn't gonna get pissy with the ones who don't. But it's nice to know you care, I'm touched. No worries KFD. SMOOCHES!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:35 pm
Ditto!!! I will take mine with a pint of beer as well.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:33 pm
mmmm, with bacon....like grims poster
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
No harm no foul..... waffles!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:28 pm
That's not what I meant at all.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:27 pm
OK, I have just been informed. Sorry MO.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:08 pm
So I can't make a joke? MO didn't seem bothered.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:30 pm
@KFD.....you haven't been here long....while you have....you've been half Timmy......Don't make another comment like that at Mo.....the rest of us get the reference....@Mo....quit setting yourself up....there are noobs about.
MO - April 23, 2010, 12:25 pm
No comment KFD, nooooo comment.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 12:03 pm
Upper or lower cheek?
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:45 am
I've been known to smooch a pig....quite often as a matter of fact. (on the cheek you sickos)


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

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Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


TAGS: sing dance you free love
Rating: 4/5

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cloud753 - March 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
i always f**cking am

WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long

TAGS: jesus singing mooooo spacedog
Rating: 4.79/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2012, 9:26 pm
HA! You should put this one on religifake Airman. 5L
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:36 pm
lol...Moooooooo will be so proud

DENIAL - Rising sea levels? Yeah right! Whatever! I don't believe you...


CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.

TAGS: divorce single
Rating: 4.5/5

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aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 6:11 pm
Very true Mariand
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:52 pm
true...but not only for the tags you mention it.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 12:22 pm
thank you!
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:30 am
Well Said !


TAGS: knight guy as a crossing guard
Rating: 4.1/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 7:06 am
"Once more into the street, dear friends, once more; Or fill the holes up with our school dread." ~ something like William Shakespeare
RubyRadio - March 10, 2010, 9:50 am
Is this Guy part of the SCA???
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
"5, It's just a flesh wound's"

SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer

TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

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SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.



TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

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coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - He has a P.H.D. in Horribleness

TAGS: dr horrible nph sing along blog
Rating: 2.82/5

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RTRAYLOR0005 - February 5, 2010, 12:25 pm
He's doing a second one.
AirStryke - February 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog, look it up on Youtube


TAGS: losing dream
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - December 27, 2011, 8:24 am
Sorry I Can't Help Myself.

SICK'S NEW BIKE ROUTE - may be 10 miles out of the way but he's committed to it

TAGS: exercising
Rating: 4.86/5

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lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:15 am
I love jogging. 5L
Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 11:39 am
This poster is driving me nuts. I could have sworn that someone did something similar for Cubby a while back. 5L's anyway for driving me closer to the brink and for the future, where women are often topless.
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:07 am
Change can be a good thing believe it or not. 5er.


TAGS: single life calendar fake friend
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - May 4, 2012, 10:18 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:13 pm
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 9:24 am
thanks gas
gas - May 2, 2012, 6:00 am
wow dy, those are beautiful posters


Plenty of Fish -

THOSE DAYS... - When you just want to crawl in a hole and never come out...

TAGS: depressing sad ehh
Rating: 2.86/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:46 am
Well, aside from the clearcut looking terrain in the background, that frog water looks to be holding some cutthroat trout under that little cut bank….Woof!, not sad, no…except I can’t be there today…OK, I’m sad now
maoworks2 - March 22, 2012, 8:26 am
You Mean Like Today ?

THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...

TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles

SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!

SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!

TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's


SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started

ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets

TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

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Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?

ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!

Dagnabbit -

TAGS: babies life cursing swears disappointments
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:36 am
Thanks little and a happy 2014 to you too
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 12:35 am
haha, these are all great Prissy! happy new year to you!! :D


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


TAGS: missing
Rating: 4.76/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:39 am
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 9:55 pm
Actually, she jumped first and the others bounced up from the impact.
Iconoclast - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Her boyfriend arrived and she went off into the woods with him.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 9:09 pm
She just didn't quite get the altitude the others got...her hair is still in jump mode. ;)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
Hey she swung her arms a little...

MEMORY LANE - has a lot of inhabitants

TAGS: fraggle rock singalong
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

Rick69 - June 27, 2012, 4:40 pm
... Speechless ... Might as well let the music do the talking then ...
Iconoclast - June 27, 2012, 2:43 pm
I wonder what the number would be if anyone added up all of the 5L's given to Airman's posters. It would be an astounding number.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 12:22 pm
just trying to get some in before they're all gone!
GaryO - June 27, 2012, 8:17 am
Time is such a precious thing, and the Airman spends it so well……5 more (yawn) lions
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:08 am
It 5eems that I’m always going down memory lane when Airman makes a motifake.
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 10:19 pm
Loved that show when I was a pup :-)

MY NEIGHBORS... - They DO care about me! Sniff...


TAGS: death improvising
Rating: 4.94/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 9, 2011, 10:06 pm
Bahahaha, very cute.


TAGS: kissing cousins
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:33 pm
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 5:27 pm





TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L

IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?

MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break

Dad's advice -

TAGS: passing on survival tips
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by GaryO

mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:39 pm
To all the parents, who are stupid enough to tell their kids, "Just turn your back and walk away," Excellent! 5L!


TAGS: worst part missing
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:03 pm
I don't know. A lot of censors make a d*** good effort to let us know EXACTLY what we're missing, while still making us miss it


TAGS: not dissing power girl just sayin
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MO - August 26, 2009, 1:30 pm
There is no "before" Power Girl! There is only....POWER GIRL!!!! No and then either!!!

BENEDICT ARNOLD - Because some people will do anything, even switch political parties and betray their constituents just to be in the majority

TAGS: team switching double crossing traitor
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sean - April 29, 2009, 12:16 am
dammit, what's it going to take for me to irritate you? take it easy man. bye.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
...before and thinking you're going to change everything by taking her on. Dude it will not happen.
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:45 pm
Seany you don't irritate me...and you never have. It is just fun to have an exchange of ideas. I myself feel that he has betrayed those that voted for him. And no matter what side you're on that is sad. It is like marring a chick that's been married 7...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 11:41 pm
Much like the editorial policy of Cat Fancy Magazine, your country is still democratic, no? And you value people seeking and maintaining employment, no? And I irritate you by saying "no?" no?
BoneCD - April 28, 2009, 11:35 pm
He doesn't want to be in the majority...He wants to get reelected and can't as a Republican. That to me is pure power hunger!!! He should be took out back and sh** like the a** that he now is.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
And you just might find my "consulting fees" exorbitantly reasonable.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 10:41 pm
Benedict Arrrrrlen??? d***! I should have consulted with Sean, Noted Oracle of Motifake before posting...
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:40 pm
THAT'S the spirit. You're better off without him. Oh wait. You're not.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
He was already voting with the Dems. He might as well drink the Kool-aid and put the donkey on his chest.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:08 pm
*cough cough* BENEDICT ARLEN *cough*
Sean - April 28, 2009, 6:30 pm
Hey, what can I say? I gotta be loved ... Oh, you probably meant Abe Vigoda here .... Nevermind.

PIGS - They never tasted so good.

TAGS: kissing pigs kids
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Matthew Wong

showmeone - May 2, 2011, 9:24 pm
Acey - April 28, 2009, 3:07 pm
And that's how Swine Flu starts

SHEER LUCK - When two completely different formats combine to create the perfect end result.

TAGS: advertising oppurtunity unforeseen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 8:27 pm
Why thank you and a pantyliner as a token of my appreciation for the comment.
Krickit - February 27, 2013, 2:06 pm
Who doesn't love a good menstruation joke. 5tampons



TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by rerun

GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.



SHOWER SONGS - Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me

SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history

TAGS: wtf cat checked your browsing history
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!


TAGS: single file ladies please single file
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GodsWorshipMe - September 30, 2009, 1:55 pm
hey, be fair - ACORN made it possible for Reagan to vote for Obama
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 1:31 pm
that's the truth me4891
me4891 - September 30, 2009, 1:20 pm
More legit than ACORN

BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted

year of the horse -

TAGS: horsing araound
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

steve1961 - January 20, 2014, 2:08 am
of course*
steve1961 - January 20, 2014, 2:08 am
Why beat a dead horse...of she's still alive...I was referring to her acting ability...
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 8:19 pm

let the sarah jessica parker jokes begin :)


TAGS: missing you
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:40 pm
He missed her bush and came on her t***?
Airman - October 15, 2010, 5:34 pm
He mis-bushes her?
Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
No no no. That graffiti is years old. When he wrote that, the tree was not so big, more of a bush, really.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:43 am
definitely gonna need to reload, she's a big girl and can take a bullet or two
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:35 am
Is he trying to say that shooting her would not be mistreating her??.....Wait, is she Rosie O'Donnell?
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:32 am
anexoria, what's your point?...he missed her, reload, fire again
anexboard - October 15, 2010, 6:47 am
You missed the point. It's a visual. I miss Tree- her. for I mistreat her.

A DOGS LIFE - Confusing and frustrating ...


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I f***ing love it!

love is a battlefield -

THE SINGLE MANS' PHILOSOPHY - How he interprets it: Eat, drink and party til dawn!


TAGS: singa moona suna springa
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - March 13, 2011, 7:12 pm
I wanna sing-a, about a me-a and you-a and a day in June-a... 5 chuckles.


TAGS: girls grimace posing
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Verdeckt - October 11, 2011, 4:33 pm

PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life

TAGS: parenthood children fail kissing
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 8:18 am
Great Stuff !
mariand - November 20, 2011, 1:00 pm
LOL... and the craziest, and the most funny!?


TAGS: ignoring rain kissing tears
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:46 am
...because one of them is Ike Turner.

WINNING - For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.